Hey everybody. John Corbett here. Now, I know you're all wondering what in the hell is going on with Darren Star and me, but be patient. We're still in negotiations to get my part put back into the Sex And The City movie, and I'm optimistic it will happen. If not, D-Train knows I'm going to spill the secrets of his precious movie faster than a bowl of curdled buttermilk.
In any case, it should all be resolved by Monday, at which time I will bring all you dirty birds up to speed. And now, onto a more timely and, in the grand skeme of life, more important subject -- the presidential election.
Make no mistake. I am not a Republican. John McCain can take his war rhetoric and P.O.W. camp and shove them right up his ass. I am against every single thing he stands for, and quite a few things he doesn't, either.
So that brings us to the Democrat side. I have been paying attention to the race almost every waking minute when my band's not practicing -- via CNN, the newspaper, a blog which I forget the name of, and Ellen. There's been a lot of talk about Brock Obama this, Hilary Clinton that.
Forget both of them.
My endorsement for 2008 is a man youre all familiar with. He's a man with tremendous service to our nation, a powerful graps of the economy, culture, and a hot ass wife to boot.
I'm talking, of course, about John Kerry.
He eats working class food
You might be thinking to youself, "Corbett, have you lost your skull?! John Kerry! He's yesterday's news."
How wrong you are. Far from yesterday's news, he's in fact tomorrow's news, and every other day's news until 2012 or whenever the next election is. No one is more qualified to be the commander in chief than the last near commander in chief.
The fact that he was swift-booted in the last election is NOT my fault, and I will not take respoinsiblilty for the malfeasance of the election in Ohio or whatever.
Go out and write him in, and together, with the help of a little luck, we will have new and bright leadership well into the next decade.
Kerry 2008. Be there or stay the hell out of the ballot box.
2 comments:
Hey, John! Watched Oprah's Sex and the City show yesterday while sick on my couch and was disappointed that you weren't on! That adorable Chris Noth was though....what's up?
Noth can Chris my grits. Three point five inches. Seriously.
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